I'm Gonna Tell My Mom

I'm gonna tell my mom
I'm gonna tell her what I did last night
I did some things and she's gonna know about them
She's gonna find out about these things and she's gonna cry.
She's gonna get in that robe. There's a robe she has. It's fuzzy. She's gonna wear it.
She's gonna check the clock. Clock's gonna say 7:20. It's gonna say 7:20 am. She's gonna put on that robe and she's gonna come to my room.
I'm gonna be in my room.
I'm not gonna be ready. I'm gonna be asleep.
There's gonna be stuff in my eyes. That stuff that shows up in your eyes when you sleep. That sleep stuff. I'm gonna have that sleep stuff in my eyes.
She's not gonna knock. She never knocks.
The door's gonna open.
She's gonna stand there with the fuzzy robe thing she wears and I'm gonna have the sleep stuff in my eyes and then she's gonna sit on my bed.
She's gonna sit on my bed and cry.
I'm gonna feel bad. She's gonna make me feel really bad.
She's gonna make me feel bad and I'm gonna take it.
I'm gonna take it because she's sitting on my bed and I told my mom.
I told my mom "I did it"
I did do it. I did it and I did it to myself.
I had the sex.
I had the real sex.
I had the premarital sex.
It was good.
I forced the guy. I made him do it to me. I made him do it to me at his dad's house. We did it and now I'm gonna tell my mom.
She's not gonna like it.
My mom's not gonna like that I had the sex.
She's gonna talk about things.
The kind of things you don't want to talk about.
No. She's gonna talk. I'm gonna listen.
She's gonna cry first.
She's gonna wait and then cry.
Then she's gonna sit.
She's gonna wait and then cry and then sit.
My mom's gonna sit and it's gonna be heavy.
Because I had the sex and you can't have the sex.
You can't have the sex if you don't have the ring.
You can't have the sex if you don't have the ring and then the sex.
I'm gonna tell my Orthodox mom that I had the sex
I'm gonna tell her that I had the sex before the wedding.
She's gonna wanna know things.
I'm gonna tell her those things.
She's gonna ask me how she's gonna live.
She's gonna ask me how she's gonna live because I did it.
She's gonna say I ruined her life.
Then she's gonna ask me why.
I'm gonna say I did it.
She's gonna say I shamed the family.
Then she's gonna ask me why.
I'm gonna say I did it and I don't know why.
She's gonna say I disgraced every dead relative.
I'm gonna say I did it and I don't know why and then I'm gonna cry.
She's gonna tell me I killed every living relative I have because I did it
Because after she's done asking me why, she's gonna tell them that I did what I did and they're gonna talk about what I did and they're gonna get into their fuzzy robes and they're gonna burst in to the bedrooms of their kids.
Then they're gonna wake those kids up when they still have the sleep stuff in their eyes and they're gonna say
"Your cousin did it. She did it and she did it without the ring and you better not do it like she did it. You better not do it like she did it or I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna come down every morning and I'm gonna cry. And we're not gonna smile anymore.
We are not gonna smile anymore.
Your cousin did it and we are not gonna smile or laugh anymore and we are gonna be dead.
Because that's what we do. We cry. We're gonna cry and we're gonna cry together and we're gonna talk about death.
We're gonna talk about death and we're gonna talk about sticking together and we are gonna stick together and your cousin's not one of us anymore.
We're not gonna talk about doing it anymore.
And we're not gonna talk about your cousin anymore.
Cuz your cousin is dead to us because she did it. She did it and then she told her mom.
I am not gonna tell my mom.
I am not gonna tell my mom that I did it.
I'm not gonna tell my mom that I had the se.
I'm gonna keep my mouth shut.
I'm gonna keep my mouth shut about doing it and then I'm gonna sleep.